Then he fights Sabertooth.

Gambit was gay.

I would appreciate a piece where Beast goes through the typical publish or perish battles in academia. Of course he finds love, but can anybody tame him?

The biggest problem: It featured Gambit, one of the lamest superhero characters ever written.

And then he starts cooking meth.

But why this war story? Especially when there is more to the plot. He doesn't need to wantonly kill every alien, only the one boss battle alien. He's actually much better off running away from conflict while he can figure out what is happening.
It doesn't describe the movie you just watched at all. It'd be like…

I think L.D.R. is a closer representation of what the movie is actually about. A lot of movies feature killin. What's special about this is that the main character dies so many ways.
That being said L.D.R. is pretty bad as a title. I think you'd want something that emphasises the dying and illustrates the learning…

They ended up with a bad one but that really is another terrible title. Doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Are they saying all you need is TO kill? You need to kill yourself? Because that isn't what you need at all.

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Pearl Jamiroquai

The Hound of Music.
A rich single father hires the Hound to raise his children. They ask him to sing, but he tells them to fuck off and asks where their old man keeps the ale. Then some assholes come while he's piss drunk and he flays them like the fish they are.
Eventually one of the kids ask why it's called the Hound…

2x Academy Award nominee.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Well you're the asshole for watching Pixels.

You don't think people have made derogatory remarks about Obama over the past eight years? You'd go insane if you ever tried to get all of those people fired.
No, I don't think Colbert's audience would have reacted differently.

I think some of the National Lampoon Vacation movies are great. And, that's about all I can come up with.
Jokes don't work the second time around. A comedy is built on certain jokes, and you have to reuse some element of the same humor in the sequel which kills the surprise.
I've said it before, and some people might…

The third movie is so bad it actually hurts. Of course my dipshit pizza delivery coworkers in college quoted every line in that movie as if it were the pinnacle of comedy. That's when life sucks. When a movie is bad and still creeps into your daily conversations.

Hm. I didn't like the Spy Who Shagged Me and hated Goldmember with the heat of a thousand suns. To me Austin Powers definitely falls into the trap of diminishing returns for comedies.

But, just as when republicans do it, this is not a free speech issue. He's not being jailed. People are free to get upset.

Yeah, you've gotta chill on calling guys cocksucker. It's a bad look now, and in 20 years you're going to look like a goddamn monster. Come up with another burn.