Nobody knows

Avengers 4…thousand characters.

Rolling Rock is extremely shitty beer, even at no price point.

"And now we're going to play something off our latest album, Yuengling is Actually Pretty Shitty Beer, Even at the Low Pricepoint."

That's fine. I don't like rat either.

I haven't had Popeye's in a while, but my instinct is to tell you to shut up and say you're wrong.

Meanwhile Randy Quaid has announced that he will be releasing his own Colonel Sanders video, featuring him in the iconic white suit hatefully pounding away at what he calls his Family Fuckett, while eating an extra crispy drumstick.

What is the Venn diagram between AV Club readers and people who would pay for a Bill O'Reilly podcast?

Might want to pump the breaks on "Pleeeeese, you'd make a really great nazi."

Mary would be dead by now anyway.

Gayle King is probably the most aggravating personality on television. I like CBS's morning show. It doesn't waste my time with cooking segments, gives me the news, and Norah O'Donnell's thinly veiled contempt for things is just a wonderful way to start my morning. And then there's Oprah's friend who tags in to…

I know why we're talking about the Matrix, but I wish we were discussing Payback, which is so great.

But what about her life?

"You probably aren't going to buy it anyway."- Nintendo

Now That's What I Call Music: The 70's!

4. When I heard Spirit in the Sky for the 9,000 time.

The music was absolutely the worst part of the first movie. A more fucked over collection of overplayed songs I will never see. Starlord's mom had terrible taste.

Tough

I was all set to buy tickets to Woodstock 1999, and then my car broke down and I needed to use the money on that instead. I was actually envious of the people who went. Even after the shit show I'd hear stories and would feel envious.

The subtle brilliance of your plan is if the health inspector tells you they found a roach you can tell them "No shit. Read the menu." And if they see a rat, you just update the menu.