Yeah, I mean I guess she sucks. But it's tough to read somebody call himself a music nerd and then go after bubblegum pop. "I've studied acting at Cambridge and let me tell you, the shit that passes for acting on Sesame Street is a fucking disgrace."

"What do you mean you eat raw fish? IT COSTS HOW MUCH?"

Also, fuck you for charging $4. What's the markup on that? What do grasshoppers cost, 10 cents a gallon?

Is this going to be one more way my daughter makes fun of me? She's gonna tell me about some date where they ate crickets and I'll ask if that's a euphemism, and she'll explain that's it's just eating insects and I'll ask why and then get a two minute long "Daaaaaaaad"

What is beyond maximum butt? The F+ leaves me confused.

What, you mean your life experience and perspective is different from a Kardashian? Wow. Setting a high bar for all us sinners down here, that's for sure.

Cool

Yeah dude. I'm sure Kendall Jenner is living and dying with the latest NPR broadcast. If you take 100 reality stars and tell them they're going to be in a Pepsi ad that tries to bring cultures together and all that horseshit you're going to get 95 (very conservative estimate) yes responses.
The ad was stupid and…

There is a very fine line between a script that is innovative and one that is a piece of shit. Without seeing the final product, and being sold by producers on the concept as a 20 year old who has only fallen upward? Yeah, I could see her making that mistake.

Kills me that people think Kendall should have known better. Her family has achieved the bulk of its fame by having family members who 1) Defended OJ Simpson and 2) Fucked Ray Jay on tape. That's the foundation for everything she knows. This is a tone deaf Pepsi ad. Calm the fuck down.

It started off strong. 2nd half was where it fell apart for me.

I'm blaming a mindset that our people have where it's totally cool to for us rip on a person's appearance, and it's sacrilegious for them to do the same. We JUST flipped out at Bill O'Reilly for doing this exact same thing, and here we are. The people who are doing this are hypocrites and people can see through that…

Still reading 4 3 2 1, but I only read on the subway. I think I'm a week away from finishing. It's a good novel if you're ready to commit to a very long book.

I thought DDG was pretty funny at the time.

I don't know what mine would be but here are the nominees:
The Story of Us
Jason X
Batman and Robin
Meet Joe Black
The Phantom Menace

Yeah no, calling a bad guy ugly is the revolution.

It can't be a rivalry if nobody in NYC even knew Montreal bagels were a thing.

No we did this. I read the comments section. We acted like a bunch of mean girls and assumed we were going to win. THAT didn't work.

It isn't working. None of this has worked. And you're giving up the moral high ground. If your argument is "Yeah, well your fucking face is ugly" then you're announcing to a lot of people "I got nothing." Don't show your ass. And he gives you so many things to attack him on. He's a fucking nazi for Christ's sake. This…

Rationalize it all you like, it's still a shitty thing to do. We didn't like it when Bill O'Reilly made a crack about Maxine Waters. We're doing the same thing. Let's insult at the height of our intelligence instead.