Family Guy has had a really weird arc. Started off as something nobody's seen before and got a devoted cult following (there's a reason it was cancelled) then it came back and started to get worse and worse and worse until about five years ago. And ever since, it's been gradually improving, so slowly that people don't…

You know I clicked on the same button three times and twice got the Liam Neeson Canadian movie comments section. I'd call myself an idiot for trying it a third time, but this janky ass site finally led me here. The hell, guys?

If something 50 years old feels in any way relevant today, it did something right. I'm sure there are plenty of 18 year old kids who feel nothing when they put this album on, but I'm sure there are more than a few who do. That's remarkable. And I won't get into how they defined a sound. They defined New York City, a…

Also, for real, this new format sucks. I know people say that about every site once they upgrade, but this upgrade in particular sucks.

Ah, phase 2 of getting your ass kicked: Becoming something you aren't and trying to do something you can't. Should work out great, Jimmy.

It's all about your audience. I don't like Larry the Cable Guy, but damned if he doesn't have a fucking army of dedicated followers. Make no mistake, there are awful people who think Trump is funny as shit. What's that meme going around, that he's a poor man's idea of a rich man, a dumb man's idea of a smart man, and…

That's terrible. If you don't like something, you shouldn't feel as though you have to keep your mouth shut. If you think it's terrible, say it's terrible. Criticism doesn't have to be exclusively positive.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I agree with basically everything she says. Politically, we're aligned. I just don't think she's funny.

Stay Puft Truck and then they show Venkman & Sons Pharmacy several times.

Part of Trumps, "Shhh. Pretend we're not home" approach to immigration.

I think people only use it as a way of saying "Eh, I'm pretty sure this is offensive or shitty, but I'm not 100% so I'm going to float this out there as a test balloon to see if we can call that person a bigot or not." I'd rather people just said "That fucking sucks and this person is a huge asshole for saying that."…

I'd be more than happy to forget she exists. But she just keeps showing up, and opening her mouth. And whenever she does, some stupid shit comes out and god damn it, just shut up Lena. Girls is a dumb show, but it's not like I don't ignore hundreds of those all the time.

Upvoting even if I get douchechills whenever somebody earnestly types "Problematic".

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
And as it turns out
You need a heart to live

Look into it? You just proved it happened.

Movie title in big red caps? Or has Shitty Hollywood wised up to that tell?

"Alt-right…is…the…goddamn jam"- Khmer Stooge.

If you're a nihilist, what the fuck do you care?

The "You're a big guy" only becomes homo erotic when you deliberately remove it from the context of Bane's earlier "It would be extremely painful" setup. Of course taking things out of context is their goddamn jam, so this all checks out.

The episode where Guy Smiley calls Snuffaluffagus the N-word remains appointment viewing.