This show is 1/3rd as scandalous or gripping as it's selling itself. Yeah, you can argue that it was only the first episode, but they know the story they're telling, and this is a one season thing. They really have to come stronger than that in the first episode.
Yes, I do know that these two got into some real shit…

The Gatmobile.

A show where old actresses play old actresses making a film about old actresses. It's an Old Hollywood turducken and it's going to win 50,000 awards, because of course it is.

When that happens I will appreciate it. To this point they have done nothing more than give a few PR saving comments. This is no different from me saying "I really shouldn't be doing this" before destroying a pint of ice cream. Wake me up when somebody actually takes a stand.

"Well sure they gave Trump every single thing he asked for, but they looked so embarrassed when doing it. Just look at those freshly wrung hands. Have you ever seen such tightly clutched pearls? By God, what more can they do? They've got to get reelected."

Hey man, whatever turns you on. Don't know why he's telling the world about his fap session though.

I mean, Lisa Robin Kelly is dead after a pretty fucked up battle with drugs. If you're cool with that I'm not sure this needs to stop you from having a good time.

Until somebody proves me otherwise, I contend that we have fallen into an alternate dimension ruled by the comedy stylings of Frank Caliendo. Just make Christopher Walken a senator, put John Madden on the Supreme Court, and lets be done with it.

Whatever your future has in store for you, it's probably better than Charlie Kauffman's.

Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows like "BJ and the Bear"?

I'd rather get a rebooted President, but I'll take what I can get.

I got a Google notification for "Rod Stewart Head"

"No, not those Japs. I'm talking about the spoiled jews. They're crawling with them."

What's your problem with Asian cinema?

"You know the cleansing that the Orientals used to do where you’d put one person out in front and 900 people yell at them?"

Vaping is whatever. I don't do it, but I don't care if you vape. I'd prefer you don't blow it in my face, though I prefer nobody ever blow in my face. I know. I'm no fun.

Pondy is the coolest.

If you've got plasma, you're never really penniless.

No reason they couldn't do it next season. I assume were supposed to take Cricket's brother hitting her with his shoe at face value (unless that's a common thing in his world) which means we should take her wanting to run away as the truth. Why not have her turn to him? He starts looking worse while she stays the…

Screw that. They just gave him a love interest. I want to see him in a committed relationship with that dog where he needs to smoke PCP to keep her human.