Her being a dog would explain his brother throwing his shoe at her once. Still a dick move though.

If we're playing the "I can't get worked up" game, I can't get worked up over a famous old man being sad that he can't come home, just because he doesn't think he should have to serve time for having sex with a 13 year old.

He's right. Good people don't smoke marijuana. Great people smoke marijuana.

Jesus fucking Christ with this country.

Now I want to read Punter in Wheat.

Well that's the other thing. I'm not sure we NEED 5,000 different IPA's. It's like novels about snarky protagonists. I get why the author enjoyed writing it, but I've already read Catcher in the Rye, why do I need to read this?

I don't hate IPAs. I just had a moment two years ago when everything was coming up IPA. Truth be told I'd probably enjoy an IPA more than a saison or what have you, but I can't exist solely on a diet of IPA. I like Bells Two Hearted quite a bit, and so long as the thing doesn't taste like a liquefied battery as the…

I am going to laugh my ass off when the inevitable macro beer resurgence kicks off in a few days. Oh, it's definitely coming.

Sippin champagne.

I had a moment at a bar about two years ago where some nebbish kid comes in and asks about a pilsner I was drinking. I said it was a nice change of pace from seeing 10 IPAs available. He sneered and mumbled "Speak for yourself," confident that IPAs were the kewl beer drinker choice. So now I see that face whenever I…

Pretty sure the 7 dwarves were gay as the day is long.

That's the bar? Being better than Iran? You should see the dinner I made last night. It wasn't cat food. I know, awesome.

Lot of websites inactive or down in their entirety today. Amazon thing. We take for granted all the mindless updates we get all day, but we're all just dancing on the lip of a volcano.

Who even uses BrownBerry anymore?

Is that a prerequisite? Can't find information.

I'm not sure why he couldn't win an Oscar Wilde Award.

“I also think it’s politics, that’s just the way it is"- Leave it to Trump to complain that things have gotten so political once he became President.

"His attorney, public defender Karen Nash, says he received a life sentence for stealing perfume in 1997."
That doesn't totally add up.

You're not very interesting

I'll be the jerk: Sometimes shows need to die. The Muppets were great. It was a children's show that had enough subversive jokes to entertain adults. But kids don't care about the Muppets. There is a style to the show that fit the 70's and 80's perfectly, that might not translate. This isn't a terrible thing. Shows…