You know what they say about actors who get typecast. They pay their mortgage off.

Even at his most wooden, Keanu has 10,000x the charisma of Seagal. And in the Wick movies? Forget it. Seagal could never have become this. Ever.

You'd be surprised. Slap a good label on shit and people will slurp it down. Slap a shit label on something good and they'll spit it in your face. Our biases toward marketing runs deeeeep.

No no no. You got it wrong. It's Kraft Brewery, a subsidiary of Kraft Foods.

"I'm not mad. Actually, I think it's funny."- Angry guy who isn't smiling.

Oh god, the burn is coming from inside the house.

The major network fight should be between Colbert and Kimmel. That's the high brow/low brow comedy choice. Jimmy Fallon is just shitty, and I look at somebody being entertained by his shit as a personality defect. Also he tussled Tangerine Mussolini's hair once.

Better

Cassius Clay was nothing without Sonny Liston getting punched in the face.

Buckethead Wendy does have experience with nautical captains.

Yeah but now he's overshadowed by Casey Affleck as the guy to emerge from under their sibling's shadow.

I will say that I still enjoy Sarah Silverman: Actress, quite a bit. She usually heightens anything she's involved with, and is rarely if ever the bad part of a movie or TV show. I think that's why she still gets booked as a comedian. People see the good thing she did on TV and just assume she'll be great doing…

I'd rather just be able to get a cheeseburger.

Just came here to say the special was great and I'm sad that none of my friends have watched it yet, so I can't talk to them about it. This should have been promoted more.

This was fantastic. Loved it.

I can't believe he left off Liam Saxby and Marjorie Cunningham.

Every time I've seen her lately, she's kind of sucked. Which sucks because 10 years ago she was consistently great. The last time was at the Oddball Fest, which I will grant you, is not the best way to watch comedy. Comedians typically work a lot better in a club than an amphitheater. Having said that she was clearly…

I am.
And it doesn't have to be hidden behind 500 layers, but something more subtle that "I AM ACTUALLY DYING RIGHT NOW" would have been a little better. And that's only my take on the 'meaning' of the song. That doesn't get into the fact that I was pretty disengaged with the actual music part.

I get the song. That's the problem. There's nothing mysterious going on.

Cee Lo Green is a nerd. Specifically, he is Lewis Skolnick, who raped Betty Childs in Revenge of the Nerds.