There was that, and honestly, good for her. However, she has just inspired every single pregnant woman to post boudoir maternity photos with everybody they know, which I don't love because we don't all look like Beyonce. Got burned pretty badly in 2015 when a couple that would charitably be described as 'ugly' decided…

People need to chill the fuck out with Beyonce's performance. She walked around a table and did some bad spoken word poetry about motherhood. Eventually, she sat on a chair that leaned backwards and sang a little. You're lowering the bar when you fangasm over every single thing she does.

Does anybody really give a shit about Hooters? It's a bar and grill where the women wear short shorts and tight shirts. I've seen a hell of a lot of local places do the same thing. It's not like they're nekkid. I'm too desensitized to feel anything for Hooters, and I think we all feel that way deep down. To be…

I'm going to be an even bigger one: I didn't care for Lazarus. Somebody else said it better, but Bowie has always had great layers to what his songs were getting out. Lazarus boils down to "Surprise. I'm totally about to die." Outside of that reality, the song on it's own isn't very compelling. I like David Bowie a…

My question is does anybody have a funny Steve Bannon sketch? Seems like we're working backwards here.
Also, Rosie, if you've got something, put it together. You don't need SNL. Get a writer, get a camera, record something and put it online. You have a large enough presence to get people to watch it. People who hate…

So to get this straight you have multiple sources describing him doing something rash and stupid, something we've all seen him do thousands of times on our own, and then Trump, a known liar, comes out and says "Nuh uh" and you think "You know what, I believe him."

Did it ever peak? I just don't see what's so interesting about the Hoosier state.

Which county?

Eh. I live in New York and I'll eat pizza pretty much anywhere. Even the shit like Domino's. If I'm at a party and somebody orders one, I'm eating it. Mentally, I've catalogued it as something completely different than the pizza I normally eat, but it's fine for what it is (A cheap thing that feeds four people for…

I'm just tired of Dennis Leary's voice.

"There’s also the matter of unsimulated sex scenes, inserted into the film to satisfy Penthouse publisher Guccione’s ambition of making the first pornographic film to truly cross over into mainstream arthouse respectability."

Deep Thoughts by Donald Trump.
"If you ever drop your keys in Rosie O'Donnell's pussy, let them go, because, man, they're gone."

We should be way angrier. I've been saying it for close to three weeks now, but we're not angry enough. "Alternative Facts" is a goddamn assault. They are telling you that the truth doesn't matter, they are the government and they will decide what is real and what isn't. It's not a joke, and it's not a stupid comment.…

The thing that makes me nervous is our need to make a joke on social media first. I've been told "laughter is an effective tool" but it shouldn't be the first fucking tool out of the bag. Why don't we just get really pissed off for a little while first. And then, when we've exhausted that, and we're on the verge of…

Yeah. That didn't age well. I still love the show.

Before you consider this movie, keep in mind, I have major reservations about Franco being asked to pull this role off. I can see him fucking this up so badly, even if he was pretty solid in Milk and Pineapple Express.

Maybe. I mean, there's a modern day Ed Wood aura to everything that happened, sans a studio actually being involved. I'm not sure where the conflict comes in to play. I guess it would have to be from Greg Sestero's POV in dealing with an absolutely batshit Wiseau. The book is pretty interesting for what it's worth. I…

Can confirm. I have seen the room. 90% of my friends have not. I'd be more hopeful if you had somebody like John Malkovich in a black wig playing Tommy Wiseau (God he would absolutely destroy that role) instead of James "Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if I did this?" Franco.

Well maybe you should have a girl, Gentle Herpes.

Bryan Cranston is finally going to give Chris R the gravitas that the role demands.