My wife is going apeshit for Fuller House. I would kill for her to just be into the Golden Girls.

You can really notice the sitcom get so much better when Frank enters it. Devito just understands multicamera sitcom acting.

Okay. And Mac was straight up until a few years ago. He dated Carmen who looked like a woman, but had to break it off because she still had her penis, which is the polar opposite of what he'd be attracted to now. He also used to Move After Completion on Dennis' conquests. So compared to all that, it's much easier to…

I'm surprised anybody has any feeling, good or bad, about this album. It's like having strong opinions about boiled water.

I'm not sure this is funny.

I used to buy them. One was really good. The "upgrade" was a piece of cold shit that I couldn't wait to throw into a river. Touchscreens have gotten much better in the last decade, for what that's worth.

Is that better though? It's a disproportionate amount of power to a largely white base with fewer numbers. This also ignores the fact that there are tons of people in rural California or New York, or urban Texas, who have their votes largely ignored. And while Florida is essentially a toss up every year, and conceding…

How so? I'll grant you NJ is being punished too harsh for salt water taffy, but boiled dinner and a steamed hamburger absolutely belong right where they are.
My gripe is that pizza is not NY's claim to fame. There's pizza everywhere and it wasn't invented here. I would say it's the buffalo wing, which would push it…

So long as the Transformers franchise has received multiple nominations, I would believe a porn clip could win something. Not even groundbreaking porn. I'm talking basic blonde hair big tit porn.

I remember Starsky and Hutch being terrible. Liked 21 Jump Street though.

I hope the movie finds a way to have dick touching jokes. Haven't seen a trailer yet, but it's an itch that can't be scratched. Does anybody touch somebody else's dick? On accident would be preferable for maximum comedic effect.

Well that and their criminally misspelled "Growing Peens"

Still waiting for the Sealab 2021 reboot.

Went to a show last year. Friend was friend with one of the clowns and had a free ticket to a show right down the street (I live close to an arena). Forget the elephants, the whole thing was a wild perversion of nature. When we've got tigers jumping over lions and then all of them sitting down with their arms out like…

Porn.

Yeah but it's too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.

Not unless this doc gets rave reviews. Once bitten twice shy.

I can't stop calling it the Hung Pope.

Oh man, Andy Reid V. Mike McCarthy would be the most clock mismanaged Super Bowl in history. I bet they'd have time to combine for like 10 drives.

That's a hell of a lineup. In that I would expect that to be the lineup in hell.