Sure. I don't think Atlanta makes it that far. Because they're Atlanta. But I'd watch that.

They specifically say that Mario and Luigi are not Goombas.

Hm. A new Jumpman game. Interesting.

I'm not watching a Dal-NE Super Bowl. I'll do all the drinking I typically do, but no, I'm not watching any of that.

Movies should cost less in January. I would probably still skip most of these movies, but there is no way that I'm paying $13 to see any of this shit.

That's silly. I just swear all the time.

Honest Trailers doesn't try to ruin movies. I've seen them accurately assess good movies without trashing them. And when it's deserved, they trash the bad movies.

This Sunday, sunday, sunday, watch as The Abortion Machine crushes 30 banks and NPRPM smashes your gender normative sterotypes. You'll buy the whole seat, but you'll only get the edge. Because we are redistributing the remainder of the seat to those in need.

Well, Eileen was the most boring piece of shit I've ever read, so I'll probably steer clear of Homesick for Another World.

Worse than Birdemic? Damn. Look, say what you will about The Room or Troll 2, they are, at least on a certain level, competently made. I'm not sure Birdemic even qualifies as a movie. It seems more like a supersized version of a middle school kid's project. And even as far as that goes, the teacher would probably say…

Why isn't ALL the airline food a little black box?

I hope this doesn't cost Keaton a role in the upcoming Martin Luther X biopic.

Split looks stupid.

Evil Peter Parker?

I want to say yes, but the presidential addresses would get very old by the third straight night.

I'm detecting some snark in the comments section, and I want to say that it is incredibly difficult to do what Gaffigan makes look very easy. His appeal is broad, but his jokes aren't lowest common denominator like the Blue Collar Comedy crew. He's a really good comedian.

Nathan Lane was my favorite in the cast. But he was overacting. Same with Courtney B. Vance. And Cuba wasn't bad, but he also wasn't OJ Simpson. OJ bleed charisma. I didn't believe Cuba as a megastar. Marcia and Durdin gave good performances, sure, and we can give them awards for their work, but while I enjoyed their…

I'm starting to feel as though I watched The People Vs… totally differently from everybody else. I loved it, but I loved it because the performances were hammy and over the top. I wouldn't call them good. Everybody is overacting holes through the camera, chewing scenery into paste. It was great, but I wouldn't call…

Haven't seen it, but I do hate the term genre film.

I have never thought La La Land has looked anything other than stupid. Do not see the appeal.