Frank Stallone remains open to the idea of a biopic.

I'm pretty sure Citizen Kane wasn't about an Italian singer.

Heh, Millenials. Stupid 30 year olds.

Seinfeld is about cynical people. Sunny is about terrible people. I've never seen the connection that people love to make about the shows.

Jesus Christ, this story is the manifestation every "I think it would sound something like this" comic's routine from 1996. We're living in a fucking Frank Caliendo bit.

I wish all the luck to the Itallian Mares.

It was either this or they find the next Tucker Carlson. There will always be a Tucker Carlson out there.

I refer to him as Bob Ice.

Watch has ended.

Bollywood is going to make a killing off this generation when they grow up.

Yeah but Bones was really more about the witty banter than the outright comedy.
I assume. I've never watched Bones.

I want it cooked for me. How about Taco Bell's new FANCY BEAST Burrito?

When is somebody going to listen to the masses and cut out the middle man. Just start selling us the cat food, damn it.

I don't know. White Castle sucks.

"You already owe me $20"
"Baby, I got your money. Don't you worry."

That's why I'm not writing a Memoir. I'm writing a book of me stories.

If stadiums helped communities the south Bronx would be an economic paradise. They have a new stadium, hosting the richest team in baseball, in the largest media market, that gets business 81 days a year, and supplements that with an MLS team. And yet the south Bronx remains a complete shit hole.

This doesn't seem very essential.

That's fair.

I want to say Full House was better than Fuller House, but it was probably equally bad. The tragedy is my wife will lay down in traffic for this show, but when I try to get her to watch the excellent BoJack Horseman, which laughs at and defends this exact show, she tells me to fuck off and asks when she can watch…