Gotta say, based off the AV Club's best books nominees, I picked up Dark Matter, and it's pretty damn good. I'm only 60% of the way through, so I guess it could go still go sideways, but I plan on recommending it if it holds up.
You guys should review more novels. It kind of pisses me off when I search for a book…

In a vacuum you are correct, but this soundtrack just reminds me that Episode II happened, which pisses me off. I don't even love Star Wars, but man, that was a bad movie.

How do they even exist? I really just assumed they were on their last legs when I was in college at the turn of the Millennium. And yet, here they are.

When I was on my Honeymoon in Italy a few years back, I would turn the radio on while we drove around, and loved listening to which American songs would get played with the select Italian songs. And then there was this one song. It sucked but they played it all the time. Kind of a whiny voice, but also had some limp,…

It's a reference to Euler's Number

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I don't care about your religion, but every internet prank star should be thrown in gitmo. Especially people fucking around on a plane. It's a flight. I don't want to be a part of your shitty bit, asshole.

Look at it this way, when you make a particularly insightful comment, does the world fawn over it and treat you as the voice of your generation? Well, it does for her. And hey, she's probably worked hard for it (I would assume). So this is the flip side. She get's to experience the highest of high, and every now and…

Must be awesome to have a persona set up as a built in excuse for all the stupid shit you say. I'd like to be able to tell my wife "LOL, no, that wasn't me. That was my personality "HIDALGO" that said I wanted to fuck your friends. I'm doing satire."

I know this is a joke, but (and I hate to say this) I'm going to defend Justin Bieber here. The craziest part about going to Anne Frank's hideout in Amsterdam, is that there is a portion where she has cut out celebrities from magazines that she managed to get her hands on, and pasted them to the walls. It's a…

She's 30. Which means it's probably time for the talk where somebody explains that abortions aren't that fun.

Abortion Street sounds like a really shitty place.

Fuck this tire fire of a movie.

I actually would have paid double to see the abomination that would have been Wahlberg as Cap'n Sully.
"Fack, what's goin on? I'm paaking the plane in the waata."

I'm not praising it.

I just think it's too sentimental. It markets itself as if it's incredibly edgy, but it's all the same "family comes first", provincial town bullshit that you'd see in a sappy family show, with a few more jokes about being drunk. Frankly, I'm shocked it takes place in Chicago and not Boston "I think you'll find this…

How do you make a whole show about rich kids being raised by a giant bird?

I know nothing about the source material, and 15 seconds into the trailer I could tell that this was an adaptation of a play. And maybe it's a hell of a play, but as an adaptation it just looks like a bad sketch of what a play should look like. My impression is this is going to be the most bluntly, ham-fisted "Oscar…

Or…he was doing it in one take, for a jokey bit they used in a cold open, written by somebody who has nothing to do with Breaking Bad, and wasn't giving it his Emmy Award level focus. Either that or he's suddenly become a hack.

He was great in Argo.