Probably more like 98%. I'm sure 2% will really get into it.

See and Google probably gives Texans way too much credit when they start searching for Nice Porn.

We hated 2016 when we had a relatively good economy. Sooner or later we're going to pray for a year like 2016.
(By the way, old people die every year. You want to feel robbed for Bowie and Prince, or Jose Fernandez, go ahead. They went before their time. But you can't attribute every death to the fucking CURSE YEAR.…

I won't comment on the album, but having somebody give you acid and telling you to play as if your mom died is the perfect recipe for a nightmare bad trip.

As a progressive I don't feel as concerned with being polite while somebody makes a moronic argument that's already been debated over and over, as I am with making sure people have a fair shot at living their life, and moving forward with ideas on how to cut pollution. I'm not sure why my being a progressive means I…

Same age as the Big Mac guy.

I don't agree with the premise that the most enjoyable time to hear a song is the first time. I think scientists have determined the the pleasure centers in your brain fire up hardest in the first few seconds when you recognize a song you've already heard and like. Otherwise people would to to new bands all the time…

The Aristocrat would explain the semen in the special sauce.

When you use Nickelback as the go to terrible band of the turn of the millennium, you let Creed off the hook. I was there. Creed was worse.

Honestly. I know people are excited to protest, but things were waaaaaaaay worse for people who love to hate the patriarchy. For instance, cis is now a word, instead of just being the default setting on life.

Showing off.

I'm not sure I've ever heard of a healthy death.

Bono doesn't really bother me. Mostly because his schtick doesn't really work. I don't know anybody who quotes Bono, and says that Bono has really opened up their eyes. The guy's never going to get the Bob Marley/John Lennon treatment, but damned if he isn't going to nail himself to that cross up there.
He's made some…

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Who has time to revisit entire seasons of a TV show? I get reruns, but going back and actually rewatching a whole show? I'm not judging, I just didn't realize this was a thing people did.

Clear winner is Djibouti for reminding us all that it's really about Djibeauty.

Oh right. That was pretty good. But still Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood. Very underrated.

What, in his fucking car?

Hey don't be dissing The Good German. Matt Damon starting up the CIA with a solid supporting cast. Not a terrible movie.

No, but he took the MCAT and got a 97%.