I haven't watched in about two years, and I'm wondering if I'm the only person who had this problem: It seemed like the audio mixing was intentionally bad. Every time (edit: Not every time. But a bunch of times) we would get to the eureka moment, the show did a cop out. Rather than have the doctor, as previous…

I'd rather get rid of the Electoral College than encourage them to go rogue. They could just as easily do that to me when my side wins.
Also, good luck getting republican electors to vote for the democrat. Keep holding your breath on that one.

I'm getting so sick of this narrative. Yes, progressives are losing their patience. That happens when people deny client change or fail to see why it is a real problem. Or when they tell you to fuck off when you say "Yeah man. Fucking sucks that the factories are gone, but they aren't coming back. Yeah, I heard what…

It'll never happen, but God I hope somebody gives Nihilist Jay Cutler a second career as a color commentator. It'd be like hiring Nick Nolte.
"That 8 yard pass gives the Cardinals a manageable third and 3."
(Dead air)
"Jay is this the kind of spot where you go for the first down or do you take a shot at the endzone and…

Rest assured that Cutler cared about the meltdown exactly as much as he cared about the Hail Mary. He didn't.

Again, I'm sure it all existed in some form or another. But how many people have you actually heard say that to you personally? How many times was this just repeated from 'edgy' stand up comics, or culled from some Cal Berkeley newsletter? It's not like you couldn't go more than two blocks without somebody screaming…

This is late, but PBR is garbage. Granted, I will drink it, as I will drink damn near any beer, because hey man, beer. But the hipster contingent has created an absurdly inflated value for a pretty awful beer. The whole appeal of a P-Ber was that it was cheap. If you are spending more than $2 at a bar, you're being…

Now Bond Girl, that's a different story.

I'm of the belief that 95% of the time that somebody screams about PC culture, it's immediately after they've just said something terrible and feel bad that they got called out on it. I'm sure there are people who go overboard, but their numbers don't come anywhere near the amount of people who are openly racist. And…

I once visited my cousin in Florida, and we were out at a bar where they had some drink special. It's Florida so it was something like 20 ounces of Stella for a nickel.But the Stella came in it's "chalice" which was in milliliters, and when we did the math, it didn't quite add up to a full 20 ounces (or whatever the…

"I'm not a racist. I'm just okay with all the racist shit he said, because he promised to bring back the factory jobs that are never coming back. And if he has to slash my benefits, give tax breaks to the wealthy, destroy our reputation abroad, and promote the further destruction of the environment, so be it."

Has anybody watched "Haters Back Off"? I made it 5 minutes. Got the sense they were just doing a cynical version of lady Napoleon Dynamite.

Stella is garbage. At best it's not offensively skunky like Heineken. But that's not saying much.

Congrats on turning your kid into the worst person at the party.

You can drink a bunch of them without feeling like you're going to die. That's important at backyard parties where people might hang out for 5 or 6 hours. And they're cheap. Personally, my move has always been to have 2 "good" beers and then downshift to the macro stuff. After a few high alcohol beers your palate is…

Try listening to it.

I just realized that the release of the original X-Box and PS2 are closer to the release of the NES than they are to today. That seems insane to me, but it's true.

They ripped a dude's eye out.

I was fine with fake teams, but the universe is inexplicably destroyed by mentioning "the crosstown Dolphins." Why? Now I have to wonder if the NFL really exists. Is it bigger than this league? Why do you even mention them?

SNL has been using more and more pre-taped from what I've seen.