By the way, everybody can calm the fuck down about Galaxy Quest. It was fine. Don't make it something it wasn't.

"Allen and Richardson were offered $50 million and $25 million, respectively, to keep it going for a ninth season, which they politely declined"

I'm not judging JS because I haven't watched the show, but in general why do shows hire actors for cartoon vocal work. Again, I'm sure he's fine but I'm guessing there's probably a voice actor out there who is cheaper and better. Are people coming to this show because Sudeikis is voicing it?
Of course if he's writing…

Andy. Andy was way worse.

The gentle coach in me wants to tell him that he shouldn't seek fame, he needs to get to the core of what's bothering him so he actually gets better.

America as we know it, would not exist. Too many things would have happened. People would have no faith the government's ability to keep them safe (Nuclear explosion in LA, deadly virus spread in upscale hotel, mid air plane crash, another plane exploded, at least one bus explosion, airport hostage situation), and…

You know who would make a really good White House Press Secretary? Mary Lynn Rajskub.

What if he loses reelection and takes up his old job?

I loved 24 but I wish we would all discuss a very basic fact: The terrorists in that show absolutely won. For all his ass kicking, Bauer can't stop a string of tragedies that would have the world shit itself.

I just want to know if the "damn it" drinking game will live on.

Don't you dare praise that crab person. Rest assured, if he took any principled stand it was in an effort to prop himself up so he could wiggle into yet another position of power. The guy realized his best chance was shitting on Trump so he could say "I never liked the guy" but a Cruz Presidency would be much worse…

In fairness, so did Rolling Stone in 2008.
http://www.rollingstone.com…

But we're still supposed to put the refugees in our mouth, right?

I'd call it the Porn Plausibility Threshold. When you get to the point where the average American would not at all be surprised to hear you're in porn, you're out. Corey is probably a 9.94 out of 10. Sorry Corey. You're out.

I knew it was a problem when they cast him in "Pack of Smokes."

I've gotta say when I saw the commercials I thought it looked really slick and not very funny. Maybe it is and they just needed to set up the premise. The show has a good pedigree. But without knowing that I would have expected this to be a very comfortable ride with likeable characters who don't make me laugh as much…

This is who Fallon is. He's the lighthearted, safe joke guy, so when you interact with him that's where the conversation goes.
If Trump interacted with Terry Bradshaw the conversation would start to turn toward football. If he were interacting with Guy Fieri the conversation would turn to food. If he were interacting…

Goodfellas treated drugs differently. They're the root of Hill's problems. He goes to prison because of drugs. He loses his standing with Paulie because of drugs. He becomes a whacked out paranoid maniac because of them. My conservative relatives can deal with that.

Goodfellas HAD drugs in it.
The Wolf of Wall Street was ABOUT drugs. It starts with a 5 minute monologue about how drugs and money are awesome and does not dial it back from there.
There is a massive difference.

My cousin called me telling me she was about to sit down with her 7 year old daughter to watch Pan's Labyrinth. I had told her it was amazing, and while stoned I might have called it a gritty Alice in Wonderland. I told her that sounded nice, hung up the phone and had a good laugh.
Then my fiance made me call her back…