A few years ago I'm visiting my conservative aunt and uncle in Dallas. And my wife REALLY wants to see The Wolf of Wall Street. For whatever reason I got it in my head that it was going to be a not-as-good Goodfellas but with money instead of the mafia (The real criminals, amiright guys?).
And wouldn't you know it, my…

I would have expected JGL to be a lot further along in his acting by now. He's making terrible career choices by either doing biopics that are inferior to documentaries, or young Bruce Willis, or Kewl bike messenger, or…(sigh) "Robin" even though Robin was never his fucking name. There was Grayson or Jason Todd but…

Season 1 or 2?

"Nobody got lost in 1999. The movie came out in '99. The footage is from '94." - That Guy.

Oh Canada. You truly are our wacky next door neighbor.

Terminator- Chris Pratt

I think Cameron didn't want OJ because his acting was god awful, and the polite thing to say is that he's too nice for the role. Rewatch The Naked Gun movies and tell me he wouldn't have butchered the movie worse than Nicole. He was horrendous.

It wasn't a very nuanced look at alcoholism. It was the cartoon version. "I'm drinking on the job," "I'm drinking all the alcohol in the hotel." He's the Tasmanian Devil of alcohol.

I didn't like Flight.

Is this even going to help book sales? Getting repeatedly punched in the face to cheers? I'd go another route, but then again, I'm not Ann Coulter.

Google Jewel casualty.

Peyton has hosted SNL a few times, done 1000 commercials, and undoubtedly had writers. He knows timing, so I wasn't surprised to see him. There are always a few non-comics at these things.

Is it a roast if everybody truly means what they say?

For this, mostly.

I hate that people overlook her whole career with such casualty.

I think Cars might be overplaying their hand.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is almost like a piece of art. The two obi's bookending the wan and ken, which spoken apart from the rest should take up the same space in your mouth, but in the context of the full name the ken is a quarter beat quicker because you're already starting the second obi. It's like it wants to be…

I want them to make No Mang's Sky.

Lazy TV tropes just try to make people pick fights. My guidance counselor in high school was actually a pretty solid guy, despite the fact that the profession is where they put the village idiot according to television. I also love my mother-in-law despite the lame stereotype that she's supposed to be a shrill bitch.…

Truth: Saved By the Bell was a garbage show that even then wasn't very good, but served as proof that kids will watch anything if there's no competition. You only like it because you remember it, and if you saw your kids watching the 2016 equivalent you'd go on a "Back in my day" jag, because nostalgia is a powerful…