I’m not sure if this is the one where we say what we’re doing this weekend, so here goes.

Plus, it was an ethos.

Hey now, swimmers can run too.

And yet both are things you can’t do anything about.

As with every other article about Dune, ever, the comments are mostly divided into the following:

Oh, making a movie out of Culture books is a fantastic idea.

BURN

That is never the wrong quote.

Moving very very quickly, then photoshop.

Excellent Kinja.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presentism_(literary_and_historical_analysis)

Or, you know, one boring-ass movie.

I know this is tempting fate, but I just have to say that I am ungrayed here (even though I am a complete doofus about sports and only come for the comments), and on AVClub, where I was ungrayed in like two days, but not on Gizmodo, where I regularly make witty comments on things I care about.

Wasn’t he also in Eight is Enough?

No chance.

What the hell, everyone knows that real cheetos >>>>>>>>>> every other cheese flavored thing.

I submit that the roc is way too badass for their podunk town.

The beauty of this comment is its simplicity.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

This is totally juvenile, and I am here for it.