This is my exact take.

I think that Prince is so magical, that he’s still hanging out with some lucky people somewhere.

Tangentially, as usual: what the hell was going on with Hilary Swank in Logan Lucky? It was such a weird performance, I couldn’t figure out what she was going for.

Huh. I always thought this song was by the Go-Gos. But it’s true that (part of) the music is more B-52s.

This comment has everything, it should be studied in elementary schools.

Super Hot Take time: the high point of Shania’s career was I Heart Huckabees.

Hey, I’m a committed semi-Luddite and I look up to rocket scientists.

Or someone’s head, at least.

Starred for “jerk day,” which I never thought of but now realize is a real thing.

Belgians are the chillest Europeans.

You mean The Highwaister?

In video.

Actually, that’s cute. But upon reflection, what the hell are we actually seeing? Infant kickboxing?

Endless Caesar salad. If the baby is cool, you can add shrimp or chicken breast. If it’s not cool, then you can’t have croutons.

This is incredibly tangential, like most of my posts.

Wut.

Simpler times.

Wait, dogs can do conga lines?

Troop 332 ftw.

This take is the correct take.