This is the most flaming, scorching hot take since the elections. Be ashamed.

Years? As in all four seasons?

I cantata even.

That’s because you have excellent taste, which agrees completely with my own!

Wait, what’s forgettable about that giant hunk of wonderfulness?

You must be talking about the poet E.J. Pratt, because Chris Pratt can do no wrong.

Oded :)

In principle, librarians are real heroes, and the librarians of my childhood certainly were.

I’m so glad that we can read another takedown of a woman performer right here on Jezebel.

This is good science.

You’re right that people are attached to their own points of view, but it’s also possible to understand what the root of the disagreement is. We’re not talking about whether the Ghostbusters reboots was good or not (it was), we’re talking about people who actively facilitate the easy purchase of guns, actively…

This is completely mesmerizing.

But weren’t you scared of getting eaten by the dinosaurs?

I would bet that nearly every extremist has nipples.

This is just about the wisest thing ever said on Kinja.

It’s always time for Gene Wilder and/or Teri Garr.

Which leads directly to ‘skidmark.’

I never understand what ‘the’ problem means. Surely there are all sorts of problems, and all sorts of people (and other factors) that contribute to these various problems.

No, you’re fine. I was talking to someone and they told me that their dream is to live in the suburbs in an apartment with no garden, and my estimation for them just fucking PLUMMETED.

Yikes.