I dunno, one could take the long view - a lot of people who read good books have also read their share of bad ones, the main thing is getting into the habit of picking up a book.

Is there a non-For Dummies version?

No, you were fine. Vacations are for reading the long-ass books you don’t have the time or concentration for during the rest of the year.

No dude, I read the beginning, it’s about interracial gay marriage.

I mean, one of them is. And it’s not as good as the other one.

To be fair, if you only read the beginning, you could think that The Fountainhead is about architecture and architects.

starred for the smiths

Not crazy, just wrong. But that’s ok.

Never not here for this.

Hey, this isn’t io9, you can’t make those jokes here.

But even ‘Justina’ is not a great name.

This is a very Morrissey conundrum.

Papists gonna pape.

Maybe it was expensive because Chandler Bing is very A-list?

wait, farted-on pillows cause pinkeye?

I do too and nope.

I have to admit, I was invariably the bad roommate.

It will pass.

The secret is MORE fiber, not less.

I *really* loved The Toast and miss it all the time.