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imayhavelostmyburnerbutthatsjustlikeyouropinion

That hairstyle though!

Creepiest headline ever, and that includes all headlines involving the garbage-juice-soaked frito topped with Satan’s pube shavings.

No one was better than Liz. No, Joey Jeremiah. Maybe Spike.

this never gets old

ok, so i’ve seen this gif dozens of times and now have to ask: where is it originally from?

Don’t lie, you know they’re just little stubby nubbins.

Or saying vos to everyone and things like decime or sentáte instead of dime and sientate. And words that no one else uses like boludo every third word.

Same, I grew up with a few teachers, one Cuban and the other non-Hispanic white ladies, and with lots of Guatemalans in the area. When I chat with my friends from Spain, we end up switching to English after 5 minutes or less.

I would have told them besáis mi culo.

It’s like a David Sedaris story from Me Talk Pretty One Day!

excellent!

and I’m here for it.

So why does an article about Kesha have a picture of Cameron Diaz? Just because their names both begin with a /k/ sound? Doesn’t that open the door for just using a pic of a random Kardashian whenever you want to talk about anyone whose name begins with this sound? Is this what has already happened? Stressful.

Also, why doesn’t my neighbourhood pool look like THAT?

That’s next-level grossness.

Everyone will tell you that Trump has the best talk, it’s colossal, it never gets old, it’s the newest talk, no one has newer talk.

I’m laughing out loud from this thread, but it’s not funny.

a maverick

because his fingers are too short to type?

sorry, no one deserves that.