This end of the hobby is just... completely alien to me. Hundreds of thousands of dollars for cars that you might drive a hundred miles per year, but elsewise you do everything you can to keep them in the same or better condition than you bought them?

I’d much, much rather have cars I can drive guilt free.

Fun question - if you had to choose a voice to narrate your life, who would it be?

Then says “Oh cock. You should have turned left back there.”

Probably a gearset on each crank, kinda like the old twin-crank Suzuki 2-stroke GP bikes.

Don’t be obtuse. The ONLY reason this statement is getting blasted is because Trump said it. Instead of sending the production of old cars to mexico, why not keep them here AND add additional jobs and manufacturing for the new models here. The population isn’t getting any smaller.

I just read a report earlier that said Ford is already planning to dig tunnels under the wall to get those cars out of Mexico. That way, they’ll avoid paying that tax because they are smart.

I always go by MPB; Miles Per Burrito

I feel so much better knowing machines designed to wipe out city blocks with high explosives are going green with biofuels and environmentally friendly paint... Am I the only one who finds irony in that fact?

1) cheapest CAI possible (expecting zero to negative HP)

The car smells nice

If you start running low on funds, I’m sure we can get a Go Fund Me going, with the caveat that Jalops get to vote on how our money gets spent :).

Mechanical clocks are beautiful works of craftsmanship

Does it still have the Breitling clock option, though? I tried explaining that to my wife, and how awesome it is, and she literally could not understand me when I explained that it was just a clock. I pointed to my wrist watch, and said “you know how this could have been fifty bucks if it was battery powered but…

Finally I can leave my kids in the back with the windows rolled up and doors locked without some snarky white knight coming and breaking my window for the fourth time.

A V A N T P L E A S E

Hey Audi, offer it in a wagon and you got a deal.

Basically, exactly like the Toyota Camry on the showroom.

My guess is apple found something in the McLaren patent portfolio that they think they can sue Ferrari or Mercedes for.

I think Ive and Cook would go mad. Ron will destroy them.

There was an intervention.