The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Stop making shit up, and stop believing shit other people have made up.

Yep, fraud is such a minor issue; barely worse than jay walking right! And, somehow thinking BOTH major party candidates are criminals labels me as a conservative. Perhaps you should reinvestigate the meaning of political affiliation if you think disliking the candidates from both sides clearly labels someone as being…

Which one? Both candidates have past business involving charities that are to put it mildly highly suspect.

Noble goals are some of the most fruitful grounds for con artistry. Who can’t give money to help the injured troops/ kids with cancer/ child enslavement? What are you, a monster?

CIA agents totally roll Sig 556s with Chinese red dots on them.

Maybe Driscoll should get some lessons from the Clintons on how to really milk run a charity...

Something something don’t stick your dick in crazy...

Kind of makes her sound less than credible.

no cause americans don’t build Lorries.

Wrong, you just need the right kind of big ass truck.

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

Yeah, but what style of plastic fake flower did they have in the dash vase?

I very much wish there was video of this.

Did his wife ever find out?

I used my father’s ‘48 Mercury to get conceived.

Sometimes, I use it as a machine to get food from a magical building. I tell the box what I want, and then a person gives it to me after I give them money. It’s amazing.

“Driving for enjoyment”

(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!