I quit smoking to buy more avocado toast.

Pence’s brand will be shit by the time this ends. This is wishful thinking by old establishment (see: Country Club) republicans. Pence will get tripped up by the timing of the whole Flynn fiasco. He’ll probably escape perjury charges but forget seeing him on national ticket.

Can a lawyer tell me if someone can be “forced” to sign a contract for employment? In this case, it was sign the contract or don’t take the (extremely cushy) job, right? Or no?

Ah yes, the old “private settlement” that Jesus loved so much when he covered for the apostles’ rapes. This is a Christian school after all.

Remember this line when the inevitable gofundme for Save The Imagine Vegan Cafe starts:

“We are so appreciative of Daniel and Grace’s enormous talents, professional excellence and the aloha spirit they brought to each and every one of our 168 episodes - but only at about 80-90% of how we feel about Scott Caan.”

I got sued once by a credit card company. Beating them in court and rubbing it their shitty lawyer’s face afterwards was the best. THE BEST.

She’ll drop the suit. She has to show actual damage. She can’t. This is stupid.

MBA programs don’t teach people how to run businesses. They teach entitled idiots how to network.

I totally remember Jesus telling people to dig deep for sacrificial gifts before he fed himself loaves and fishes in front of the poor.

There are other ways to get back at your step-mother, Ivanka.

This police officer has some problems and , at the very least, should be placed on desk duty without a badge and gun until his mental health treatment is completed, if ever. If the municipality allows him to return to work and he causes injury or worse to a citizen, the signs were there and the municipality will have…

Seeing The Mountain Goats tonight.

Maureen the moron.

Who are the snowflakes again?

What, exactly, are the anti-trust lawyers at the DoJ doing all day?

I hope the taxpayers of the city enjoy paying for all of these settlements. Maybe the payments should come from the cop’s pension fund?

When someone makes inexcusable comments, they should apologize AND RESIGN. It’s the only decent thing to do.

It is the police’s job to serve and protect the public. Not the public’s job to protect the fragile egos and, apparently, very easily scared-for-their-life police officers.

He’s rather ugly.