For what’s it worth, my drug dealer is extremely moral.

“Okay let’s just keep going. You guys like Johnny Cash?”

VACATIONLAND DAMNIT! And I’d appreciate it if New Hampshire would get the fuck out of the way.

Fat. Low energy. No stamina. Poor form. Sad.

New Hampshire: Even our legislature is barely literate.

He’s too fat and in such poor physical condition that he cannot make the walk. No stamina. Low energy. He also cheats.

HERE COME THE DEATH PANELS! THE GOP WANTS TO KILL YOUR GRANDMA! THE REPUBLICANS ARE TAKING GRANDPA’S PILLS AWAY!

I really respect this guy’s level of self-awareness.

Sure, let’s compare a shady real estate deal with a possible national security breach. Cool column.

I bet she doesn’t even recycle.

I don’t recognize him without the cryin jordan, which frankly was an improvement.

I hope the ratings were shit.

Pitino: We’re being punished for buying strippers for kids but I’ve lost faith in the NCAA.

I don’t have to like her or John Lennon and you can’t make me.

Dear Ivanka,

“After careful review, the town believe this man is a baby and the Crying Jordan was used appropriately. No further action will be taken on the matter.”

THIS IS PERFECT!

Gary Busey is his real dad.

Sullivan & Cromwell are scumbags in their own right.

Czar Suite?