So by this lawyer’s logic, he would rather be sexually assaulted than falsely accused of sexual assault.

I’ll bet money this guy cried at 75% of his little league practices.

The only thing I know about New Mexico athletics is that the AD is a crook and the school president apparently does not care. Do they even play sports? I dunno. Is there mascot cool? I dunno. Did someone steal money? YES, THE FUCKING A.D. STOLE MONEY. I KNOW THIS ONE.

As Red Sox fan, I don’t dislike him. Consensus in my office (located in Boston), is that he’s a bad mascot. The San Diego chicken is oddly popular here.

Probably closing in on 15 years since setting foot in one of those piece of shit stores.

I eat oatmeal for breakfast, asshole.

I don’t how it works in college sports, but the results of drug tests are generally covered by HIPPA.

Still not discrimination.

Still not discrimination.

Did he pee his pants during it? He peed his pants a lot in college.

Ms. Vandermeyden joined Tesla in a sales position in 2013, and since then, despite having no engineering degree, she sought and was given successive engineering roles over more qualified candidates, beginning with her work in Tesla’s paint shop and eventually another role in General Assembly. Ironically, even after…

So did some Baylor booster stop paying his legal fees?

Shut up, Marla.

Does anyone like Austin Rivers?

In my office, barstool is read by chubby, white guys.

This was a sissy fight.

Jesus and his twelve boyfriends.

None, because they spend their SSD checks on heroin.

Just saw Migos live. They suck.

Who was the worst person there? Producer? Stage parent? You? The Mentalist?