We’re still allowed to dislike both Mikes, right?

Maybe she went for the Animal House zit gag without the mashed potatoes?

There’s that Trump stamina.

Pretty much unrelated, but I don’t really know who Jessica Chastain is...

If you don’t have one those people on your facebook, you are that person for someone else’s facebook.

Tiger has had a few boogies on the back nine of life so far...

While I don’t know who these people are, I can say that I get a “We have children buried in our crawl space” feeling from them. Am I on to something?

Why do you assume a vampire would bone you?

Rudy (the little Notre Dame football guy). True story. When he gives motivational speeches, his handlers instruct the hosts to start the Rudy chant. The guy is a twat.

CLIFFHANGER is #1. PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

Hello fellow constituent!

Katherine Clark is my rep!

I thought so too but it was apparently season one part one and season one part two.

“They’re saying certain words and phrases I should have put quotation marks around. OK, all right, fine,”

I’ve met some dumb doctors... but this guy...

He should be fired and never allowed to legally own a gun again.

A sequel to Top Gun, the iconic 1986 “romantic military action drama” 90-minute Navy recruiting video.

Check out their cover of Dancing In The Dark.

There will be no excuses here, no justifications, no attempts to explain it away.

Report: Most People Don’t Like Either Mike