“If you are on food stamps, we need you to go to work...” 

Hi David. I’ll take a grande pike. Thanks.

Ashley is better.

The most effort this movie exerts is in getting De Niro to look like Madoff in order to recreate certain pictures that were widely seen in the media.

Was it the smoking inside the museum?

His goatee is stupid.

Like I’ve always said Harvard is the Florida State of Cambridge

Is the driver under the age of 25? I really hope so.

He, however, would have won Pennsylvania.

The people writing these letters are Viagra and Cialis’ target demographic.

And this is why I prefer Kevin Millar.

Walking is for the poor.

Honestly, I didn’t think his people would let him fly alone. Do you think he knows what airport he is at?

“Does anybody even buy stuff based on advertising?”

Which will happen first?

Voting Republican is quickly becoming un-American.

The entire diplomatic corps for Turkey should be expelled.

Like the NFL, my firm doesn’t recruit or hire from Liberty.

Snowflake got triggered by sportsman on tv?

Hence having Liberty on your resume gets you laughed out the door at almost every major corporation.