I love the alps.

But did any bands play?

Funny because more than once, rap lyrics have been brought up in court as “evidence”...

What about these American beautiful babies?

FSU: Our professors can’t do math but the weather is nice.

If his real estate license is inactive, why would his clients follow him to his new firm?

I’m surprised Spicer didn’t try to work in a Nazi angle here.

Girl, just get to hawking poop tea on instagram already.

It is actually legal to hit that man with a wooden (not aluminum) baseball bat in all fifty states.

BREAKING NEWS: The cake was vanilla with vanilla frosting.

How about a real journalist interviews him?

Nah, he’s just ugly.

I think we can all agree that anyone who has two public feuds with the Anne Frank Center is an asshole and possibly a Nazi.

Well, you’re going to love the next merger: UnitedVerizonComcastNBCGeneralMotorsCitiBankPepsiCo Holdings, Inc. for all of your consumer needs.

The picture is of Foxboro, Massachusetts and not Warwick, RI.

2016: The year conservatives hated their liberal countrymen so much they decided to become traitors.

Are these the twincest guys from the Dear Prudie letter a few years ago?

let’s stop pretending Duke is a good school while we’re at it.

Ok, here’s the comprehensive list:

The Nunes yearbook picture should be its own post.