In those circles, it is gauche, at best, and, at worst, tacky. They may tell them it was a “good investment” to their face but the whispers are not inaudible.

They do if they think other rich people are judging them.

God, that’s embarrassing for him.

Didn’t his parents have to make a big donation to get him into Harvard?

He then offers to prove his point by flying to North Carolina in order to survey random people

Imagine if a college men’s team was suspended on the word of one anonymous tip...

I’d rather she get sent to a farm upstate where she can run in the fields with the other Peggy Noonans.

The real reason for this post was “Remember Mischa Barton? Well, her life sucks now. And we’re one or two more stories away from her bankruptcy filing.”

I always like to remind people that THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS NOT A CHRISTIAN.

How much did this cost the tax payers?

And, on top of that, the motherfucker did a Walmart ad.

I would love some talking head to say:

You would have to go back in history and kill Allen Dulles when the Nazis surrendered.

An ugly painting found at a yard sale.

Ok, so my takeaway is Princeton is bad at science. Is that what everyone else got?

I didn’t hear a word he said, I was thinking of that time a cop fucked his wife.

I like how a grown man used the word “daddy” unironically and still clowned on Bannon.

Who are you going to vote for when your entire town is on the line due to the local mine closure? What about logging? Power plant? Factory?

Sanctuary Cities announce crackdown on Jeff Sessions.

Fuck homework, kids. Just be an illiterate piece of shit and get a tv show.