Are all of these people old? Are they all living off of the federal government?

So not at all like anything Trump has run in his life.

WHERE IS OUR FREEDOM FROM RELIGION?

Were they secluded during the Brexit vote or nah? I’m too lazy to look up the timing.

Unless limp dick was a preexisting condition.

This is mild. Grow the fuck up, kiddos.

You will buy Trump Vodka or you’ll have to keep drinking Absolut, Grey Goose, etc.

Dilbert has never been funny.

NFLPA source told me the union feels that launching oneself “over a group of bodies” increases the risk of “catastrophic” injury.

Do you think it makes Nick Saban mad that he’s listed after Arsenio Hall for notable Kent State alumni?

brrrrrap brrrrrap pew pew

But at least it’s got some company in the former of its corporate sister, Kmart!

Who? Why is this person (sorta) famous?

Addressing a crowd of about 400 people, most of whom were there in protest

Pepto.

If there’s no diss tracks, is it really a beef?

They could’ve signed me for $2million and got the same results.

This guy should be fired. I bet they can find a teacher/coach who HASN’T been accused of exposing themselves to children. Hire that person.

Thinx don’t work for shit.

He’s a drug-dealing thug who doesn’t represent American values.