It’s a butt plug not a stick. But he’s married to a woman so it’s cool.

Do you think Donald Trump makes fun of Mike Pence’s wife?

“He actually gave up more money (debatable since we haven’t seen his tax returns), more power (outright fucking lie), more prestige (outright fucking lie), more position (what does this even mean?) than he will have.”

I’m surprised they’re all not wearing Hugo Boss.

THESE PEOPLE ARE CLOWNS.

You’re right. I assumed since their state budget was a mess that they were taking in more from the federal government. Two different things. I am wrong. However, in today’s post-fact climate, it felt right and if something feels right than it is fact to that person. Therefore, what I wrote is fact and therefore…

Dear Senator Roberts,

Wow. Being poor and/or stupid will be extremely dangerous over the next four years.

This isn’t funny anymore. Stop the ride. I want to get off.

“You ain’t on the list, bro.”

SURVEY SAYS...

GOP: party over country.

I actually have no idea how they do the ratings thing.

Don’t watch. It needs to have low ratings. And it definitely won’t win an Emmy.

Gross, it’s in LA.

It’s tacky.

SNACK TIME!

“I’m a financial adviser for small cities! I don’t work here!”

It’s usually around 3 generations for family wealth to be squandered.

GOP: Party over Country.