I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking these things as I watched it.

I was just there last week for vacation, look at all the devastation I created... ;)

Any with this guy.

Unfortunately not a new problem. I remember working at a Lamestop when San Andreas came out. Parents want to buy for their very young kids, we tell them in the most politically correct way the crazy shit that's in there, namely beating people to death with dongs, banging hookers, etc. After their jaw drops that…

Wondering if he was distracted by any one of the many electronic devices in a modern cop car...

Ending up in eachother's lap is kinda the whole point. ;O)

I needed a new doorstop, but this could break my doorstop budget.

The only thing I would change are the seats/ console. A bench is so much nicer.

Nymphas, where our ladies are always dripping wet...

Probably intended for words at the beginning of a sentence or proper nouns. David @tenboro comes to mind.

Peekaboo!

Goddam liberal media!! Oh, wait, nevermind...

I like how even the wheel wells have style. They kinda look like aircraft wings.

The prick is generally on the inside of a BMW.

That's no singing crab, WTH?!

Good morning Pot, I'm Kettle. Perchance you don't realize this, but the "winky" emoticon denotes sarcasm/ silliness. Maybe you should learn a little bit about the interwebs and the whole series of tubes that form it before being mean and cranky. :)

Totally shopped, not enough stars. ;)

I've cut calls to my mom short so I could keep my appointments with villagers... I'm all shades of sad as a human being.

Animal Crossing is way too addictive.

I'm Mike Rowe, and this is Dirty Jobs.