Yes!! Dan’s facial expressions in that scene are almost better than the long list of hilarious Jonah nicknames. I love Dan. He’s a bottomless pit of douchebaggery.

This is how I go up a latter...

I’m blonde and insufferable. Please check out my lifestyle blog. It’s modeled on my lifestyle, obviously. I give out helpful hints, such as:

Noooooooo its just we cant hold our liquor. Theres a reason we dont have happy hour-everyone would be in jail or the hospital. Though commuting would be a dream...

Ha- right there with you! Boot cut for those of us with a certain thigh circumference are still the best cut. You can pry them from my cold dead hands

And here I thought “Netflix and chill” involved lying alone on the couch on a Friday night in sweatpants, with a quart of Häagen-Dazs Banoffee and the remote. I was supposed to be having sex???

Last night is up there, but I’m sure the happiest I’ve ever been for a sporting outcome when I didn’t have a horse in the race has not been in a sport I actually follow. I am not a Cavs fan, but I have opinions about most of the people on the court and feel invested even when it’s not my team playing. The Olympics are…

Jennifer Garner must know that Accountants do it with double entry.

this was so unnecessarily long and srs.

I have a sisterfriend who has a single, hot, woke big-dicked pal she basically sets up with any of her homegirls who need some quick “horizontal therapy” to flush bad-guy residue out of their systems. Hear it works WONDERS. :)

He’d be a great bond, although I’m still pulling for my boy Idris!

Good morning, lovelies.

What did I just read???

There are better ways to support Bernie anyway...

I hate to break it to you Bobby, but Jake seems to be in a weird place in his love life right now.

I would approve of this courtship!

Ryan Lochte?

Prince Harry. Duh. Tay Tay will be a princess someday. Watch!!!

I’m thinking athlete, but imagine the internet meltdown if she started dating a black guy.