You are not. Usually I puke, then my eyes focus on whatever level of filth my toilet is currently at and I realize my face is only 8" away or so and I barf again. Every damned time, even if I scrubbed the toilet earlier that day, doesn’t matter. Barfing in the toilet makes me barf, like magic. (And I have a chronic…
Which is ridiculous because only the Queen and Prince Philip actually receive money from the taxpayers other than having their travel to royal engagements paid for, which any Royal on official business gets. And Charles and his heirs have *never* received money from the Civil List (which is what government money going…
My MIL organized a sex-toy party (I didn’t know it was a sex toy party) and then there was a storm and the sex toy lady was late and people couldn’t make it/ had to leave early, so it ended up being me, Mr. Codco’s mom, sisters and aunt sitting around discussing the pro/ cons of vibes, dildos and electric tongues with…
There isn’t a team Bernie “type”. Shailene Woodley is as far away from me as possible- black, meat loving, thinks crystal magic is bullshit, openly feminist/womanist, can’t stand Shailene Woodley, etc- but I’m a Bernie Sanders supporter. It’s annoying as fuck when Hillary supporters just dismiss us, especially since I…
Mmm. Jason Momoa. How can one human be so fucking beautiful?
I am doing this thing now where I just say no to all of that stuff, unless I actually really do want to go (rarely). Easy as that. A wedding I don’t want to go be single at? No, thanks. A baby shower? Nope. Your kid’s birthday party? Nope, no thanks. And I’m actively keeping myself from making up a “valid” excuse,…
I ran a 5k last weekend. I’m really fat and out of shape these days, and was travelling and then caught a cold, so I didn’t jog at all in preparation. I showed up intending to walk but it was cold and windy and it was 90% college students running it, and most of them were from the various sports teams. Between being…
I paid off my car and got the title in the mail today! It took a few years but it is finally mine woot!
Got hired at a bank.
I bragged on another post, but I will brag here too.
Emily in a very attractive pose.
“Urine a lot of trouble.”
If they ever wind up as fighter pilots their call signs will be “Dave” and “Pete”
So I told this woman in the check-out line that she drew her Eye Brows way too high.
Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.
In my single days I would miss the obvious ones as well.
Puck had already become a forever tainted name, like Adolph.