Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

I’m at least a pretty good sister (in law) to have! :) And we finally wrapped up. It looks more impressive in person but here are some before and after pics.

Its 10am Boxing Day and I am just about to start work.

Project Secret Home Improvement is going AMAZING!! After a rocky start my first project of repainting the range hood turned out great and makes such a huge difference in the room! Here’s before and after:

Winter isn’t going to hit. It is going to bomb the ever living tar out of everything. I predict it. The milder the December, the harsher the January and February.

It’s when you become aware that you DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN.

I’ve only had it at a restaurant. Basically they just drop boiling hot pasta into the wheel and stir it around. Served straight from wheel to plate with fresh ground pepper.

There’s so much bro happening in that picture my tea just turned into a Monster energy drink.

Its really very useful. I use it to hold souvenirs and various items I collect when I make my way inside people’s homes when they sleep and hover over them knowing I have the power of life and dea... I mean it’s pretty good for lunches and snacks on the go.

Its really very useful. I use it to hold souvenirs and various items I collect when I make my way inside people’s…

You ALWAYS make your own sauce, but not just because it tastes better.

That is an efficient and reasonable way to deal with an extremely minor annoyance. I don’t think you understand the point of this column.

Or this sexy fireman who pets a kitten while he mixes drinks.

It should be called “Tim Gunn’s Shooting Range” and he’d walk around NYC on Friday and Saturday nights with David Sedaris while they make sassy comments about people.

Oh my god jezzies, I humiliated myself. Behold my tale of woe:

The world's greatest pecan pie recipe is on the back of the Karo syrup bottle. My MIL let me in on the secret to her perfect pecan pie.

Ooooh! Did you have an acoustic cover version of Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes?”. That was a house party favorite of mine from my 90s rock loser phase.

No its a rump roast

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties