I guess you see what you want to see. Do you think he would have said “go talk to your wife” if the genders had been reversed? I don’t think so.

DEAR GOD I CANNOT UNSEE THIS!

• knowing that he probably hasn’t washed his sheets in months, and that you have severe dust mite allergies

I’d want a T-shirt that said “I was pregnant and all I got was this baby"

I pretty much always want to wake up in my own bed. I have no problem bringing the dude home with me, and I don’t care if he wants to sleep over (in my experience they usually do). But if we end up at his place, you better believe my internal homing device will switch on about 5 minutes after sex. This is true whether…

This post is about women not feeling obligated to stay overnight at a fella’s place if the sex was shit. If women are running out the door like your apartment is on fire you have bigger problems than having to “awkwardly ask her to leave”.

Actually, I think she had a pretty hard birth experience. Didn’t she nearly bleed out or something? She’s said she was really fearful of pregnancy the second time because the first nearly killed her.

A real man picks up a crying child and soothes them so you don’t have to put down what you’re doing. A real man comes home from work with groceries, saying “Oh, I noticed this morning that we were low on milk and eggs, so I got some more.” A real man picks up his goddamn shoes and puts them on the shelf, so you don’t…

How many hours per day do you spend cleaning your furnace filters, buddy?

Emotional expectations for men are created by men. Emotional expectations for women are also created by men. Feminists are working on this, but if you want to see change, women aren’t the people you need to snark at.

Man, I wish I was a guy. I would give fucking anything to care less. Caring and doing all this menial, stupid emotional work is fucking exhausting.

MY FIRST SHIP.

Mine was always Mulder and Scully though.

A couple weeks ago after seeing Gigi Hadid walk in Tommy Hilfiger’s show, I freaked out because HER THIGHS TOUCH! She’s got such a beautiful body, I can’t understand how people couldn’t be excited about seeing a model with a “normal” body walk the runway. (“Normal” because she’s still skinnier than most American…

Here’s the thing with me: I enjoy sex and I’d like to find someone to have sex with (one that I really, really like, not just any old dud) but if the guy brings sex up before I’m comfortable, that torpedoes his chances of getting any from me, because it makes me uncomfortable. Now, if a guy and I had chemistry, he was…