Have you tried the new applewood cheddar Pringles? Not saying their worth 15M, but pretty tasty!

You’re overlooking the fact that the Chinese RMB will be the only currency of value in 10 years, the U.S. $ having gone the way of the Zimbabwean dollar. $15M will have the purchasing power of like, a can of Pringles.

They do it because they don’t actually know how much gas you’re going to use ahead of time. So when you swipe, it pre-authorizes a cost, then the machine sends in the actual cost to square things up. Holds are usually cleared automatically, which is why it will typically stick around on your account for several days.

To be fair, Abortion and Masturbation are words that pretty frequently come to mind when discussing the Pirates. 

Dibs on Abortion Minded Mothers for my hardcore band.

Let he Pittsburgh fan who is without a DUI cast the first Keystone

You would say that, you abortion loving commie! Fuck off!

Can I take this opportunity to brag about the commenters here? They rock. They’re one of the main reasons I frequent this site so much. I’ll even read boring posts or posts about soccer (yuck) just to get to the comments.

The worst thing about 2019 is that it’s making me root for shady-ass Nike.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Diedrich Bader is a really underrated gem in this movie.

.. Which is funny, don’t get me wrong. Parks and Rec chose to go the “Springfield” route and make their small town absurd and it worked perfectly well. And to be fair King of the Hill would do the same thing, having lots of boutiques and liberal citizens and the like you probably wouldn’t see in 90s Texas outside…

Yeah, or any non-big city. They were pretty good at showing the smallish city and/or suburban vibe on The Office. However, on Parks and Rec, somehow a small town in Indiana has several night clubs, a massive city hall, the kinds of city council elections where candidates have campaign BUSES with the candidates faces…

I’m glad they pointed out the part about the guys having to trudge through a draining ditch to get anywhere to eat. The absolute last things those suburban office complexes are designed for is pedestrian traffic, as anyone who has ever been near one can attest. 

Yeah, “the horror of capitalism” just isn’t what Office Space is about. It’s more specific and, in a way, more subtle than that. These are the guys who are supposedly in good shape. As you say, Peter’s not being financially crushed. This miserable beige cubicle-scape and equally beige one-bedroom file-drawer of an…

Every high school boy in the early 2000s was legally required to own Office Space, Fight Club, and the Matrix on DVD.

Sorry to Bother You is literally the spiritual sequel to Office Space IMO.

Bill surely can relate to the idea that your lifetime allegiance should be to your current employer.

We still love Katie right?

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!