It’s elf season right now down here so sometimes they migrate.

2 to 1 that he walked up to the information desk, held his hand up with the palm facing forward, and went “HOW”

I would say Mike Brown could definitely be the owner stupid enough to give him evidence. I’m not 100% positive he knows how to send an email, but the fact that it could save him 49 cents on a stamp tells me that yes, he probably does.

The tiny bit of extra minerals probably does nothing, but my brother watched a show on daytime TV and immediately threw away all his sea salt since it was so polluted with plastics that he was going to turn into a woman, and instead bought pink salt since it is mined instead of from a (modern) ocean. So, he feels much…

Of all the bodily fluids one could encounter on public transit, I'd have to say breast milk would be my top choice. 

On the train, I started to smell something foul. I glanced towards the back where there was a young woman changing a poopy diaper. Not the greatest situation, but I shrugged it off.

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share this picture, which has captivated me for the past few days:

About 15 years ago I was on the subway and saw a random distant acquaintance from college. The subway was packed and since we didn’t know each other at all well, I didn’t bother trying to say hi. She had seat and I was standing a little ways away. She took out a brown bag of take-out food, opened one of those little pa…

thank u, sit

Small Japanese grill?

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

You missed Into the Spider-verse though in 2018 and wow that is just a movie

They only allow fighting in hockey at the professional level, and good news to you, the amount of fighting in hockey has plummeted in the past decade. Look at this:

You know, I remember most people saying that the twist that HYDRA had infiltrated the government was a cop out—a way of the movie saying “See, it wasn’t we who were the bad guys. It’s just Nazis!” But I always interpreted it as a pretty gutsy move, that they portrayed our leaders as literal Nazis and traitors. I…

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

You can definitely make that argument. We are talking about a state that was kept in the Union in no small part due to the troops on Federal Hill ready to shell downtown Baltimore should Maryland secede (and the state song refers to Lincoln as a tyrant as a result). On the other hand, Lee twice pushed north into…

Try living in Upstate NY and seeing all of the Confederate flags up here...all with the excuse that it’s just a symbol for being a redneck.  Not a racist bone in their body, nosiree.  Why, they even work with a guy who’s black, so they can’t be racist.

In a lot of ways, Maryland is the northernmost ex-Confederate state. To give a sense of how much latent sympathy there is, I live in Baltimore, site of the first deaths of the Civil War. Despite 2/3 African American population, it was only a year and a half ago that we finally got rid of Confederate statues, including…

I did like the scene with the rabbi. I hope he made it out to Great Neck.

At one point, yes it is.