There’s one near the docks.

Long Live Deadspin! May it never Stick to Sports. Au revoir, Megan...

This already exists- it’s called high speed rail. And it’s a hell of a lot more efficient, cheaper, and fast than whatever the hell Elon is up to here. Also, it has orders of magnitude more passenger thoroughput.

“Even if it did only go 50 mph, being able to do that speed in a straight line without stops across a city…

Space Shuttle solid rocket boosters, my man

Huh?

When the Library of Congress archived all the tweets, did they get the TwitPics too?

It’s on VOD now but I’m holding out that they’ll put it in some more theaters.

What human/animal do I have to sacrifice to get Mandy a wider release?

Giri recommended it to all of us. I would personally like to thank him for that. It’s great. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-best-things-we-watched-in-2017-1821136714

About that “new vibe” for the football team: https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/1022840291538219009

Counterpoint: this movie is garbage. The plot is convoluted nonsense. Most of my theater laughed at the parts that were supposed to be scary. It’s a big bundle of empty stylistic flourishes that apparently has hoodwinked some people into thinking it’s a good movie.

To add to how irresponsible it was to publish this, you managed to not totally redact the name of one of Simmons’ children.
(Not that it’s a secret to anyone who listens to his podcast or reads his twitter feed. But still, this post is amateur hour.)

I don’t have anything to add to Samer’s analysis, other than to point out that adding “Trump” to the name is sort of a pun, and more of a stunt than anything. Beitar is an acronym for Brit Yosef Trumpeldor, Covenant of Joseph Trumpeldor. The club’s name comes from the Revisionist Zionist youth movement of the same…

Minor pedantry alert, but after all, I am an airline pilot: they’re getting on a transatlantic or transoceanic flight, not a transcontinental one.

You should get a lawyer.

(Factory) farming of meat for human consumption is orders of magnitude more damaging to the environment than any processing or packaging of other foods.

Is there some sort of “meow game” among Deadspin staff to see how many posts they can make that use the word simulacrum? 

If they had only produced the Rugrats Passover television special, but not given us the orange VHS tape, Dayenu

Last week a known peanut butter and american cheese sandwich eater published a neat look at the history of Michael Avenatti

Wait, you stopped after season 3? Season 4 is possibly the greatest season of television in history, so get on that.