Agreed. Let’s not let Trump lower the bar to “coherent”. We deserve better. An enlightened, qualified and compassionate Statesman(woman).

What about Al Franken? He was on the “tee-vee.”

I also lost a $100 bill in like 4 minutes this morning. No, seriously. I fucking lost $100. Thank god im not known as a liar, because I had to call my friend and say “your not going to believe what just happened” and her had to turn around (5 miles always) and bring me more money because I lost the money.

She can’t fuck it up anymore than he’s has.

I will be the voice of boring practical man: When the time comes buy a used Honda Civic, Toyota Corolla, or some other boring yet reliable and cheap to own car. Let’s be serious: The daughter will go to college within a few years after she gets the car and there it’ll either sit or get sold. So my take is to get…

Dear Republicans,

Is that little smoke-can going to be enough to fend off a bear? I think not!

Guard bears. I’d use trained guard bears against potential thieves. Just because.

Just a shame the author didn’t add a soundtrack...

You forgot to scream his middle name. Barack HUSsssSssSEIN Obama.

It really is a golden age for punchable sons of bitches

“I told him I had no money and didn’t need a car”

he wouldn’t sell me the ST without the service plan, GAP and fabric protection (on the leather) because of how I would be using it.

Because we live in a cruel and indifferent universe; one where stupidity cultivates pride, instead of searing, blinding pain. This is why I cannot have godlike power, because if I did, making people’s stupidity hurt them directly would be the first thing I’d do.

“He tells it like it is, but he doesn’t mean what he says.”

What? Me Worry?