Maybe it could work in a low iron warning?

Um, you guys - I watched How to Get Away with Murder for the first time ever and loved it. However, I woke up this morning like WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. Halp.

So much chafing

A fellow broke my tailbone this way.

Jesus fucking christ *fractured vertebra*????? Maybe the religious whackadoos are right and we should all just stick to missionary :\\\\\\\

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

My boob.

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...

That is one cute dog. And the Golden Retriever aint bad either.

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything…

Best Short Film 2015

Talking to him on the phone was actually really discombobulating! Like, this is Jonah’s voice, but the things that he’s saying are...cool..?

Jonah is probably the most realistically-rendered character on the show. He is the very epitome of “falling up” and white male privilege, and there’s nothing more satisfying than seeing the other characters tear him the fuck down.

So am I the only who ships Dan and Amy? I can’t be, it’s the internet.