I want to play the Floor is Made of Lava with 50 other people in an Ikea.

PUT MY MOUTH UNDER A SOFT SERVE MACHINE SPOUT AND LET. THAT. BITCH. GOOOOO.

I, too, believe it is a failure of journalistic integrity when I do not include my *adjusts glasses*... cursory Google searches...

She’s also advocated for homeopathy, which is pure kook stuff.

She’s also an anti-vaxxer, something most writers for GMG think is not very smart

Sure, the answer to your question is “you should take a break from moderating r/incel and go fuck yourself.”

What’s it like to be such a piece of shit that this is how you choose to spend your time? Taking passive-aggressive shots at strangers from behind your mommy’s skirts?

She’s the worst. 

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Just because Michelle has money and designers doesn’t mean she wasn’t involved in choosing what she wore or who made those pieces, which is where her influence comes in and her taste shows. Melania, I’m sure, has designers and tailors and is still dressed like an embarrassment

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

I’d like to point out that at least two notorious religious cults* with serious child molestation/abuse problems routinely practiced “abolishing the nuclear family” by doing all kinds of fucked up shit to keep kids from being able to bond with their parents, often under the guise of “raising children communally”.

She does have homemade candle energy.

She's just doing this in hopes of selling more homemade candles, right?

Shrimp takin’ over for the ‘99 and the 2000.

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

Imagine starting for Deadspin this month and already having one of the stupidest blog posts of the year. Truly impressive.

Publication that touts “without access” angle, wants access, doesn’t get access

To be fair, I rarely check my spam folder either.