kinja-ers not knowing about tomatoface make me sigh nostalgically.

You are not familiar with Gawker lore, huh?

If she’s from the Midwestern state I think she’s from this is more true than if she was just a regular ol’ NYC blogger.

“Buncha Crap” is a great way to describe the smoothie I’ve been making :)

Lol, it’s a regional supermarket around NY.

False.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE THINK THIS!

I said this on The Root, but the funniest thing to me is that this woman was so victimized by this experience that she ran around explaining what the mistake was in detail to her uptight family. I don’t like describing women as hysterical usually, but christian lady is fucking hysterical.

This sophomore poli sci midterm paper is shoved through the Splinter tubes at a super convenient time, huh:

Lol, right?? I don’t understand what that analogy is trying to do.

I like the habit of always having a mug of coffee to sip on until lunch time, but I definitely felt like i was getting jittery. I also am about to go back to grad school. I decided to switch to half-caf (I mix my own with reg and decaf) until I go back to school so if I need the jolt I can have maximum full-caf impact!

I know it was a dumb mistake and she got the refund she deserves but the funniest thing to me is that this lady ran around explaining the details of the TOTALLY OFFENSIVE mistake to people. Lady, grandma doesn’t need a play-by-play.

Oh yeah, looking back at some images of Diana’s wedding that skirt almost looks like it was made out of newsprint

I don’t get were this “It didn’t fit” critique is coming from. In what world would this woman not have a dress that fit her properly?? Like, you can dislike the style of the dress, but the people running around as if she was married in a dress she got off the sale rack at David’s Bridal is just a lil’ too much for me.

I thought you added “lash artist” to her bio as a ZING... O_o

I’m just like, “Well, what was even the point? So she could write off a vacation on her taxes??”

I thought Jez had some one in the vicinity of the wedding

I can relate to this because when I was 11 I would have loved nothing more than to eat an entire tray of Encore chicken parm.

ALL OF IT HE EATS ALL OF IT?!?!?

It’s fun to imagine all the loaded undergrads illegally parking the flashy version around my campus as exiled dictators or something. But they’re just dics.