When I saw the main image up top I immediately thought, “Is that the student’s grandmother??” She looks super weathered!

The day I graduated college and realized I could buy skirts and dresses that covered my ass was the best day of my life.

You can make my favorite food ever!!!

Oh. My. God. I was just complaining about how inanely frustrating it was to have new episodes of shows I watch regularly ready to go, but the Autoplay feature is incapable of not suggesting I watch that unfinished episode of Bunheads from eight months ago.

I always think of honest...

My campus had their End Of Year Get Wasted Day last week and it just drove home how goofy college kids are. I take the bus home at like 5pm IN FULL BLARING SUN and it’s just like a zombie apocalypse of bleary-eyed short chubby chicks in too-tight bootie shorts and portly red-faced bros stumbling around. I’m happy to…

Ha! I work at university too, but I’m a 30 year old woman, so I especially laugh at the idea of finding the dudes...attractive?? I always thought, “Why do people think 21 year olds are such hot shit???” There’s very few that don’t have a, “YOU ARE A CHILD” demeanor. I can only guess it stems from TV/movie roles where…

If the university food hall across from my building had gyros I would be done for.

GET OFF OF KINJA DAD, GOD.

The number of people responding earnestly to this chatbot-level spam is fucking astounding and disheartening.

There are plenty of things that are ugly with cars and we put up with them because safety.

I use her cells every day to do my job. This portrait is beautiful.

NEVER FORGET

The only thing that hanging me up about this joke is that the only people I ever see abusing the 10 items checkout lane are white baby boomer women.

Yeah the actual behavioral science on multitasking has been pretty clear for a handful of years now: You’re not actually multi-tasking. You are quickly switching between two (or more) tasks. I just heard a statistic recently that it takes 25-45 seconds for your brain to shift focus back to driving after looking at…

I feel bananas for saying this because between my sister and me I am the Alex and she is the Haley...

God, my favorite part was his Chicago accent for Bittenbinder.

I’ve been packing a cobb salad for lunch for a while now. I wish I could have a G&T with it :)

Remember when this kind of kinja troll was all we had to worry about?!?! I’m feeling hella nostalgic.

If you told me 45% of Splinter commenters could only reach orgasm if they posted an inane reply shitting on a woman with the last name Clinton I would believe you. Case in point: good ol’ HT.