Neat piece of investigation! Love learning new excuses to stay off twitter.

“This site is already far enough up its own ass”

Well, I guess idiotically defending the stupid tone of a blog post is an improvement over defending the outing of private citizen in addition to consistently wading into the comments to Cool Kid all over us Dumb Readers, so I guess Gawker’s legacy lives on. Comforting in a way.

Maybe he’s being held hostage by one of the Splinter bloggers and every he pastes this idiotic “hit top” they give him a piece of cheese?

Yo, you do you you, but I would dismiss this butthead.

Nooooo, don’t you seeee, you just don’t “get it”. This headline is actually shitting all over you, you stupid Splinter reader. Now sit tight while I jerk out some sweet sweet misogynist hot takes about how Nancy Pelosi is braindead.

Right? I guess I don’t go to the movies very often, but I have never been at the local AMC and experienced another movie-goer so disruptive it ruined the experience. In fact, if someone is on their phone and it’s distracting and I feel myself getting annoyed I think about my own feelings and wonder why the fuck I’m…

This article would make so much more sense if I knew for sure it was written by a russian bot.

Ah, yes, I’m just an idiot for not thinking to use my Lipofectamine 2000 to inject random idiots with DNA for profit instead of attempting to contribute to useless academic biomedical research.

The Russian bots are the most hilarious (read: mind-numbing) part of Splinter commentariat. They’re taken seriously! Authors legit approve them because you can’t tell the different between the progressive nihilists shitting on female democrats and the bots shitting on female democrats!

And HEAVEN FORBID you mention this double standard because then you’re just “litigating the primary again and HRC LOOOOOOSSSTT and the Elderly Man would’ve beat Trump and YOU’RE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY.”

I had a 22 year old coworker go on and on and on about how she had never seen her friends so excited about a candidate like So-and-so during the 2016 primary and how that proved the answer to all the DNC’s problems is to just keep running that candidate forever because it was the first time she had seen her white…

The GOP blueprint is legislative nihilism. It is stupid to suggest that the DNC, a party that wants to be in power so as to run a government that provides services to people, burn the fucking building down in order to get there. This is the definition of the ends do not justify the means.

Oh, I have a “Do Not Click” list too across all the sites. Sometimes when I’m bored at work I’ll click through to the comments and try and give out stars to the rational voices. Splinter seems to be totally populated with writers who when to HamNo School for Contrarian Blogging and Impractical Solutions and the…

Now it’s Gizmodo Media Group, but yeah, the umbrella organization.

Honestly the fact that there’s not a stand-alone story really seals the deal that GMG is mostly just full of Cool Kids fighting over who can be the biggest THE DEMS ARE JUST AS BAD BURN IT ALL DOWN nihilist. Which is totes fine for them because when you’re a white gurl transplanted to NYC from Ohio State I guess it’s…

Somebody put a blanket down when they were changing a diaper and assumed the blankets were cleaned regularly (at all?!?!?!?!)?? I mean, I know literally anything is possible when it comes to poop showing up in seemingly weird places, but thinking of it as an honest mistake (although if you smear your baby’s poop all…

This doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but I’m a cyclist and I CANT believe that those blow up things are such long presta valves!! Must be an Italian designer, haha

I remember reading about this when it first came to market (RIP Valleywag). The “inventor” legit thinks we’re all so burdened by making food and sitting and eating that we’re missing out on piles and piles of all this sweet tech cash. The world is not efficient enough in its generation of iPhone apps! Classic white…

Soylent seems to me like the perfect example of how these bros use “technology” to cover for the fact that they never learned how to take care of themselves.