Yeah, my first thought was, “Weeeellll... where’s the loss really...?”

Preach!

That’s definitely worse/more idiotic. You can’t guarantee your kids political affiliation! All these Alt-Right assholes are someone’s kids.

I don’t have a Trader Joes in my city, but I have visited one and have seen those little carts. Literal carnage in the aisles. Like, sorry, parent, if you didn’t want your kid to get stitches today Lil’ Tim shouldn’t have be in front of the last jar of chocolate cookie butter. Survival of the fittest.

Well I guess that sucks for them, but this comment is about me and my feelings.

I’d be cool if I never see the justification, “Ohhh, I’m one of the smart ones! I’m doing the world a favor by having kids.” Trump called himself a stable genius. So. It’s not like your perception of your own intellect is a good measure of how necessary it is for your genes to persist in the pool.

I heard an investigator interviewed on NPR about this who was not allowed to taste the paste herself because of permits (makes sense) but who also doesn’t seem to have had the sense to try what her colleague said it tastes like—vegemite. Scott Simon kept asking what it tasted like and she was like, “I guess like…

YES! I was watching the NBC stream and that commercial played every other ad. I was like, “Is this, like, Diet Coke trying to cash in on the thinspo market?”

And heaven forbid you suggest to all the people in the outlying area that Newfield NY wouldn’t be nearly as a great place to live if it weren’t for all the services and entertainment and culture here in our tax-heavy hellhole 10min away. Those Liberal Snowflake Brainwashing Facilities (read: Universities) are just…

I thought the same thing about him doing it totally solo! If he had more self-awareness I feel like maybe he would’ve been like, “Oh, okay, maybe people out there aren’t super thrilled, but imma have some fun and see who wants to have a goofy cameo with me.”

It makes my brain hurt that Ithaca fucking NY is represented by Tom fucking Reed.

My favorite part is the teachers pensions part. My mom will mumble mindlessly about the pensions and the budget situation in the state and I have to ask her, “Are you mad because the teachers are asking for something you don’t have (a retirement account) and you don’t think they deserve it because you don’t have it…

I do not understand who was in charge and let this asshole think he could carry a whole halftime performance himself. If you’re gonna have a fuck boy perform, at least bring along a bunch of wacky cameos!

I dismissed someone’s comment who started “As one of the olds on Jez...” and went on about ageism or something.

I am so happy to hear I’m not the only person who gets so angry at that stupid commercial.

It really is finger-wagging textualized, huh?

Right?? When I’m at my parents I kinda like waking up early and catching some of it. Mo Rocca interviewing grandmas on how to make pierogis?? Sign me up!

Somehow, CBS Sunday Morning’s post about this popped up on my FB feed. The comments were just a stream of elderly white women (CBS Sunday Morning’s like only demographic) saying, “AGREE. We should LISTEN to other OPINIONS. Because of the CONSTITUTION. The “Feminists” should LEARN about this.”

Ohhhh, right right right. My confusion was a little optimistic I guess. I was operating on the assumption Putin was hoping for election chaos and Trump ineptitude. But obviously they’re gonna try and get more out of it if they can

Why are they trying to destroy the State Department? Like, I get the vendetta against the FBI.