This is #1 my problem with it. I already make myself a damn fine burrito once a week that costs less than $10. Their anti-chemical, science-illiteracy fueling bullshit underwriting ads on NPR pissed me off. And then they lie about actual life-threatening toxins? When I’m out and about there are just as many shitty…

That part is KILLING ME.

Yeah, it seems intuitive that there’d be a transition period during which congestion gets worse before it gets better. Haven’t we always been struggling with 1 car = 1 person during commutes for eeeeevvveeeerrrrr. Why would 1 person in 1 robot Lyft be an improvement? Especially if that 1 person in the Lyft robot would…

I went with my parents to their Wisconsin lake cottage over the holidays. It was -20 the whole weekend. While my dad sat on a HomeDepot bucket out on the ice in front of the house my mom and I watched a local access Florida fishing show just so we could exemplify the ONE situation when watching fishing on TV wasn’t…

A former colleague of mine shared on FB how she was just screaming at the SOTU. When I hear about that I’m just like, “Why would you even watch it?” I have increasingly little patience for this kind of performative disgust.

That’s why I recognized the name! My boyfriend and I had a warm Fall Catskill weekend last year and drove by it. He spent the whole trip calling everything the MeowMeow Mountains. Also, he’s from the Rockies so just, like, shook his head at the idea of these mountains.

At Thanksgiving a couple years ago my goofy uncle who’s some kind of middle HR manager at a GLOBAL SOAP COMPANY used the phrase “zero dark thirty” to describe something at work and I literally stood up, packed up my homemade pies him and his weird snooty girlfriend weren’t eating, and left the table. The only bootcamp…

Yeah, wait a minute

My theory is the guys and gals of Splinter (including all the frothing ProgBro commenters) are only able to reach orgasm when they publish an article/comment critical of HRC. It’s a medical issue and we should all feel sorry for them.

I make a seltzer mocktail that’s just a champagne cocktail but, no surprise, seltzer poured over the bitters-soaked sugar cube rather than sparkling wine. I get to satisfy the habit of holding my cute champagne coup, and even the aroma is there, from the bitters.

My boyfriend and I crush light beer, like so much, Miller Light. I live in Upstate New York—in the summer it’s easy and light (ha, obviously) and cheap for after exercise and/or day drinking. And in the winter you can hole up in the apartment for an entire Friday night and get slowly and nicely trashed without…

They nearly dislocated all their shoulders with how fast they wanted to pat themselves on the back after the Louis CK stuff became more than a blind item because they were sooooooo right to post those whispers and wait for their tips inbox to flood with The Truth.

Ha! I was just watching a Simpsons re-run and the idea that Homer puts butter in his coffee is used as a gross, fatty joke. Jokes on them! He was way hipster.

Like, I get that, in a perfect world, a dude should be able to walk into the lingerie section of Target and see what is up with the latest bralette trends or whatever. But I get to have a problem when he shows up (instead of the sales clerk) to answer my question about band sizes and has never worn a bra, had a pair…

I like the reverse sear method because it gives me time to get my side dishes cooked and with a shot of being warm when it all comes to the table. Good steak comes from both methods, but I hate going to all the trouble of having a nice dinner and sitting down to cold mashed potatoes.

Insane fans is right. Holy shit, I love every time Jez posts like half a sentence critical of Swift and they flock into the comments with such hot, culturally relevant takes that boil down:

i think it’s funny how a one sentence internet comment now counts as a “screed”.

I used to stare wide-eyed at the cognitive dissonance of republicans when they would argue for smaller government and then tell me what I can and can’t do with my genitals.

Seems like the occupation of Malheur was already the first dribble of this.

WHAT is going on with rear on those white underpants?!?

WHAT is going on with rear on those white underpants?!?