Saw HamNo in a bookstore a few weeks ago, and I can assure he was not doing crunches. Just buying books and getting fat. 

No you won’t.

Stop being fat, fatties.

Prove me wrong.

He probably had to buy a new keyboard after that one.

Agreed. If there’s one lesson that Homer Simpson imparted on his kids that I follow, it’s never try.

Never underestimate my stubbornness when someone rightfully tells me I can’t do something. “Don’t eat nails” they say. Fuck you. I eat what I want.

I’ve never seen anyone more on mushrooms

Wow you just outed yourself as a jam band lover. Condolences to your friends and family.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Maybe you’re trolling or maybe I’m just a geezer who fails at detecting irony (yeah, go ahead with the “why not both” meme response), but Phish is awful and the only good Dead song is “Ripple.”

Am I missing the irony? Phish DOES suck and The Ramones fucking rule.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

He’s right, Phish blows donkey dicks and should go away forever.

Eh, he’s not that wrong about Phish being a middling band.

The classic pander to a non-existent voting bloc vs. large voting bloc.

Don’t know about you, but I heard a lot more noise being made over transgender rights than unions and worker’s rights.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Haven’t you gotten the memo regarding racism in 2017 liberal America? Straight, white men are fair game for anything. Every other group of people is a protected species that nobody is allowed to say anything negative against. Wake up, Bo! You’re the enemy in this country!!

Love that reverse racism from Popeye’s.