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He hasn’t instituted ANY MEANINGFUL PROGRESS whatsoever. He’s not demanding the church change any of the policies that makes the church such a shit institution. All of the church’s dogma is just as firmly entrenched as it was before he became pope. He has just rebranded it to appear nicer when it’s not at all. The

I’m so glad women who get abortions have only now just earned forgiveness from the church but child rapists have been getting forgiveness forever. How does that feel, Catholics?

I figured it out, when it’s early morning here, it’s midday in Moscow. That’s why he tweets in the middle of the night, to show his loyalty to his master after getting a pre-game pep talk...

okay guys this time i’m serious, don’t put your dicks in any children

Doug Whaley’s interview

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He’s collecting a (probably ridiculously large) salary for doing nothing but looking silly in public once a year. I’d do it.

The only trials these people like are witch trials. And witches may float but the notion that pedos will pay doesn’t.

Pope to Bishops: “knock it off guys, ok?”

Oh, “a life of prayer and penitence.” I’m sure that really stings.

Kiffin: Boss, I’m giving my two weeks’ notice.

Both! How is the answer not both of them?

For some reason, I remember reading an online article challenging that theory and saying he wasn’t actually gay. But, I cannot remember who wrote it and what the basis of their theory was so...yeah. I think I just won for the most pointless comment unless someone else read that same thing and can post it here.

The Beyoncé/Kim Kardashian feud supposedly continues though I’m sure at least one of those people has got better things to do.

“That’s okay, we’d just waste it anyway”

He’s the kind of man that will kick the ball and say the wind did it.

That photo is America as declared by it’s voters. Overweight, pasty, pompous, arrogant white male full of pride with no understanding or want to know of what being humble means.

Since we’re all sharing pics of our little babies...